Monday, December 22, 2008

Regarding Inappropriate Christmas Decorations...

Tonight Jen and I were driving home from our weekly visit to Grandma Jensen's. It seemed like it would be a normal quiet night driving home, however, fate had other things in mind... As we were driving, I was placidly staring out the window at the various Christmas Decorations and admiring their overall “funness” when all of a sudden we came across this beauty-



I started to laugh. I started to cry. I wet my pants (not really, but I could have if I hadn’t stopped laughing). Jen asked me what was so funny. I turned the car around and drove passed Santa again. She started to laugh. She started to cry. She wet her pants (again, not really). Then we drove passed again and repeated the cycle. Then we went home and grabbed the camera!

Jen was at the wheel on the return trip. The objective? I would do a running exit from the car with camera and tripod in hand and (while laughing) capture a picture of Santa. Mission: Easily Probable. Anyway, we got the goods and laughed the whole way home.

Either way, it makes me wonder who designed the decoration and why they didn’t take a few steps back and think, “huh. You know, it looks like Santa’s nipples are glowing.”

Merry Christmas!

5 comments:

Leslie said...

I love it! So funny! Have a very Merry Christmas.

John and Maren said...

Hah! That's awesome! I want one of those Santa's!

Jensen Flamly said...

So funny! (as I laugh, cry, and wet my pants--OK, so I'm older than you and things leak when you laugh)

KT said...

Do you think they designed it that way on purpose??? Ha Ha--who's the joke really on?

cad said...

Kevin, I wouldn't have even noticed had I not read the last sentence. How funny! How did you manage to pick that one out? It wouldn't have even crossed my mind. Where's your mind at!!! Well, make it a good New Year. Aunt Carol